Wisconsin Hodags

Class: Junior

Major: Chemistry/Pre-dentistry

Hometown: Chanhassen, MN

High School: Holy Family Catholic

Height / Weight: 5'11" / 170

Position: Cutter

Experience: 2nd Year Hodag

 Biography

Jordan refused to leave his room for a week after Jeff Burton failed to finish in the top-15, thus killing his fantasy Nascar season. He made the team because he said he could dunk, and has used excuses such as a bum ankle, turf toe, hangover, pink eye, loosely tied shoes, and sweaty palms to explain why he in fact can't.