Wisconsin Hodags

Class: Senior

Major: Accounting/Information Systems

Hometown: Pittsburgh, PA

High School: Mt. Lebanon High School

Height / Weight: 5'11" / 160

Position: Handler

Experience: 4th Year Hodag, 1 year Pimpdag

Biography

Like Simmons, "Turtle"  has a great work ethic. Also like Simmons, he carries a very strict diet. He has not used any dishes, silverware, stoves, ovens, toasters or refrigerators since a gourmet cooking class taken freshman year of high school. He only uses the microwave. He also has a misconception of the classic fable "The Turtle and the Hare," interpreting the story as "Once upon a time, there was a Turtle. And he worked really hard and eventually got sprinting speed up and kicked the hare's ass!!!" This is the mantra he lives by.